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Certain gifted athletes--Tiger Woods, Lebron James and Manny Pacquiao come quickly to mind--are game changers.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. may be the world’s best pure practioner of stylish, textbook boxing but he wants to be an image changer.

Tired of the streotypes thrust upon him as a moneygrubbing braggart who makes it “rain” with greenbacks among ladies who have nothing on their backs and very little in the front, Mayweather wants his benevolent side in the spotlight.

Can you help this great champion? Personally, I just hope I am doing my little part by suggesting the following new nicknames to replace the out of sync with the recessionary times, “Money May.”

New nicknames to be considered for Mayweather:

Floyd “Joy To The World” Mayweather

Floyd “The Municifent One” Mayweather

Floyd “Such A Mensch” Mayweather

“Saint Floyd,” patron saint of strippers Mayweather

Floyd “Charity Begins At Home Unless The IRS Takes It” Mayweather

Floyd “Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Battered Women Including Those Beat Up By My Uncle Roger” Mayweather

Floyd “Boxing Ghandi” Mayweather

While we’re at can we bestow a new nickname on Uncle Roger whose was allegedly whacked on the head by a lamp by female boxer Melissa St. Vil?

Her nickname is “Guard Your Grill” so I’d have to say “Black Mamba” was on notice that she could and would defend herself from his partent chokehold.

We can’t call him “Lights Out” as I do not wish to anger James Toney.

How about Roger “Low Wattage” Mayweather? I also like Roger "Dim Bulb" Mayweather

On days like this, I don’t know what the Mayweathers would do without a helpful lad such as myself.

Respectfully, Michael "Porcelain White Simian" Marley
but they both have the same meaning.
(I am working to save all the gorillas, not just the white ones.)
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